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Tim swung Heidi’s hand and arm back and forth, and then stopped and looked at her with very round eyes. He said “You are so funny. Your sense of humor is pure joy and creativity. You are so funny. I could say this 50 more times, and I may.”

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[Description] a pic of a young woman lying on the ground with text that says ` [Text]"you're the only motherfucker [newline]  i would let hit my pussy with a [newline]  2x4" [newline]  neil-gaimanALT
[Description] Comic book panel with a woman sitting on the floor, her hair is disheveled, and she's crying. Above her is a caption box [Text] BUT, TIMMY. DON'T YOU REMEMBER [newline]  THE LAST TIME YOU TOUCHED [newline]  HEIDI'S CHEST? YOU HURT HER. [newline]  I'LL DO IT AGAIN. SHE NEEDS [newline]  STRONG MAN-LIKE HANDS TO [newline]  PROTECT HER.ALT

Reblog if you would also let Neil Gaiman hit your pussy with a 2x4

Neil Gaiman could do that, and if he wants to do it he can probably be pretty quick about it

real people wish they could be this funny

It seems pretty plausible to me that if Neil Gaiman actually wanted to hit my pussy with a 2x4, he could. (Maybe someone else would hit my pussy for him, but if so, it would be in a purely symbolic way.) So I think itโ€™s fair to say that in some respects we have common interests here.

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    Tim swung Heidi’s hand and arm back and forth, and then stopped and looked at her with very round eyes. He said “You are...